What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

A recipe to reverse cancer’s sweet tooth - Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Goldfinger

I caught my husband of 20 years looking at inappropriate pics of women on TikTok or Instagram. I'm not sure., but when I told him he got mad and made excuses of why they popped up. I then told him how I've snuck on his phone and saw what he's been looking at . We had a horrible big fight. I asked him why did he even marry me when I see the type he likes . Nothing like me, I'm petite, blonde and blue eyes. These women are dark haired dark eyed and have curvy bodies, large breasts, etc. I just don't feel the same about him after this. I can't get over this

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Are democrats inherently stupid or just lazy? They can Google " Ohio is investigating reports by residents that migrants are eating the local wildlife " why can't they seem to do the most simple things? Blind, ignorant, stupid or obtuse?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Undercover cops in New York are riding the subways with iPods on to entice robbery. Is that a form of entrapment? If not, why not?

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why are breasts attractive?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What were Sauron's powers in The Lord of the Rings (LOTR)? Did he have any magic or anything like that?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How do introverts celebrate their birthday?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service